Halloween is coming, and in that spirit I want to get your thoughts on a very serious subject:
The safety of little children dressed as ghosts running through the streets? No.
The will power required to not scarf down a whole bowl of Halloween candy? Important, but not this time.
The intricacies of hand-making a delicate angel costume to showcase your pure qualities? Um, that'd be a NO.
What I need to hear from you about is the tendency for women to take Halloween as a carte blanche to wear costumes that are a tad bit more, let's say, revealing, than their normal attire. I mean, what kind of closet hooker participates in this activity?!
I know y'all know what I'm talking about, and I would really like to hear your thoughts on these trashy women.
Women like this one who isn't the thinnest girl in the world but apparently decided that she needed to be Strawberry Shortcake at a Halloween party one year. And that she needed to wear shoes that had absolutely no bearing on the outfit, she just wanted to wear heels. And look like stripper. And she may or may not be drunk in this photo, as she is being held up by her Pope husband. Who is holding her SS hat in his hand (so you can imagine how damn cute she was earlier in the evening).
WOMEN LIKE
ME HER.
Discuss.
(This was a few year and a few pounds ago. I will not be wearing this getup this year. But I still may be a closet hooker. Maybe.)
